Tip Tip 2 when buying a car find a gay salesman

We all know it don’t we? How many times have you got a nice tidy discount off a cute sales boy? We call it a “family discount”. Who hasn’t walked off a plane trip with a few takeaways the friendly trolly dolly tucked under your arm? It’s worth finding a gay salesman and asking him for a discount. Don’t be afraid. What’s the worst thing that can happen? He could say no, but then when did you last hear a gayboy say no?

 

I bought a car for a friend and got a few things thrown in, plus a full tank of fuel. I got a nice discount and a free upgrade on the floor mats. Add it all up. Why pay for something when you don’t have to. Straight girls can find themselves a nice man and flash a bit of leg or casually loosen a few buttons. We don’t have to do that, but it certainly won’t hurt if you have something worth seeing!!!!!

 

The old saying is if you don’t ask you don’t get. Make sure you GET…..

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5 thoughts on “Tip Tip 2 when buying a car find a gay salesman

    1. I have a feeling there are more of them than we think there are. My favourite is the trolly dollies giving us loads of free stuff. It’s like a big club. I was coming through customs once and a lesbian met me at the gate. She asked if I had anything to declare and I said I’d been shopping in London at the B and O shop. She said “oh good then nothing to declare,” STAMP and off I went as she winked and nodded. She saved my a shedload of duty bless her cotton socks.

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