The subject of sex is often taboo, unless you’re gay of course. Then, talk of it often plumbs the depths, depending on the number of cocktails consumed. Such was the case when Casper, Max, Ethan, Raffie, and Rocco, joined me for a light pub lunch.
We penned a plethora of points for punters to ponder, and emailed a survey to 500 GayCarBoys readers. Responses varied from plain old vanilla, to filth so epic, it required an afternoon of googling to decipher. Originally, we thought we’d do a story on the subject, but the replies were more like a porn movie than coffee table book.
Here are a few of the top responses. We took some of the filth out to avoid offending the delicate sensibilities of (alleged) straights who may venture here. Keep in mind, they could have stopped reading at any time. If we left in what we did, just imagine what we had to take out.
We’ve not published the photos people sent in, for obvious reasons.
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ABOVE: Some of the cars and places Gay Men have sex, indicative only. Obviously we don’t want to get sued.
Paul R. 25 from NY, USA
I took a hookup up the back lane. He had me in the back of my pickup. I couldn’t walk straight for days.
Paul went on to specificity which if his tradesman’s tools were inserted. It as so nice of them to share like that.
Jeff T 21 From Brisbane Australia
My boyfriend loves a handjob on the way to the Gold Coast. There are so many cameras around, so we toss a towel over, just in case.
Jeff didn’t say whether or not they pulled over, before they pulled off.
Dean J 35 From Auckland NZ
If I see something tasty, why bother to go anywhere else when you have everything you need, in the back seat. It’s a turn on.
It is amazing how often back allies seem to rate a mention in the answers.
Derb Z 23 From Sydney Australia
A hot blonde stopped next to me at the lights. He followed me into a car park for a headjob and light fingering in the back of the Jeep.
Derb’s next few paragraphs could only be published in a sealed section
Dominic F-H 38 From London UK
I love cottaging. The earlier in the morning, the better, and if you time it right, the good stuff is still there. There’s nothing hotter than the risk of getting caught, but safer in the back seat of the car.
Dominic says he “cottages” during the day too, and we wondered when he had time for anything else.
Wes O 24 Canberra Australia
There are loads of beats in Canberra. So much better than hookup apps, this way you can see, feel and taste what you’re getting. There are rest stops out on the highway that I highly recommend. The only time I bother with the car is if it is super hot, or mid-winter. Canberra summers are killer, and winters freezing.
Wes, if you’re reading, we applaud your honesty, but the video really wasn’t necessary. Having said that, you’re a big boy aren’t you?
Final thoughts:
There you have it, 6 of the best. When we finally get around to our sealed section (aka subscriber’s Zone) we’ll publish the full details including sizes, and brands of lube. Obviously spit has no brand. To the boy who uses his gear stick as a dildo, we suggest keeping to quieter lanes rather than pulling off the highway.
I don’t know what we expected when we started this process, but it wasn’t this!
