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  • Tip Tip 2 when buying a car, find a gay salesman

    Tip Tip 2 when buying a car, find a gay salesman

    We all know it don’t we? How many times have you got a nice tidy discount off a cute gay salesman? We call it a “family discount”. Who hasn’t walked off a plane with a few takeaways the friendly trolly dolly tucked under your arm? Do your homework. Jump on the interwebz and research. Remember,…

  • Sexy electric Peugeot set a new record the the Nurburgring. The faster you get to David Jones sales the better!

    Our friends in the UK published this story about the electric Pug. Peugeot and electrics! Not too sure about that ………..Sorry Kirin (LOL). Nurburgring [tweetmeme only_single=”false”]

  • Mitsubishi Motors Australia Limited Posts Record Sales In April

    Trition was the standout performer, posting a sales record for April with 1,840 units across 4×4 and 4×2 models. The Triton 4×4 product line proved popular with 1,245 units, an exceptional growth of 80 percent from April 2010, 14 times greater than the segment growth of 5.7 percent. Challenger recorded outstanding growth despite a 19.5…

  • Holden’s Local Heroes, Commodore and Cruze Do It Again

    Holden Press Release Holden’s local heroes, the iconic Commodore and increasingly popular Cruze small car, have finished first and fourth in the April sales race. According to official figures released by the Federal Chamber of Automotive Industries today, Commodore was the number one selling vehicle in April with 3,075 units sold, accounting for 55.6 per…

  • Top Tip no.1

    Take your time making your decision. Don’t believe the old “someone else is coming in this afternoon to look at it” line. It’s your money, you worked hard for it. You’re about to hand over a huge amount of money. Since we pay 2 or 3 times what our friends in the USA, UK and…

  • A Gimpse into Our Future: Luxury and topless. Gay boys with tops off!

    A Gimpse into Our Future: Luxury and topless. Gay boys with tops off!

    Tasty tidbits: Upcoming cars VIEW SLIDE SHOW DOWNLOAD ALL Do you fancy getting the top off? What about a bit of relief of that Executive Stress? We thought just a teaser of what’s coming up over the next few months. As well as motoring NEWS, we’ll have some tasty morsels to shed a bit of…

  • All our cars will now be subject to the “2 tiny bags” test

    We thought we’d try something new. Since most of us will only be taking ourselves and a special friend on a romantic weekend away, we thought the boot should take as least a few necessities of life. The boot will need to take at least 2 tiny carry on bags. We have gone all out…

  • Aussie Cars: Why we pay 2 or 3 times more than our friends in the USA, UK or Europe.

  • Honda: A class act: Euro, Accord and Insight. Gay cars? Maybe…

    Honda: A class act: Euro, Accord and Insight. Gay cars? Maybe…

    HONDA: Some Insight in to the Accord and Accord Euro If you like your cars like you like your men, then think of the Honda Accord Euro as the hot sporty gym  type. The Accord is the handsome gent, a little older and dressed in top shelf clothes. The New Honda insight is going to…

  • City Cars: Crap or Credible? Spend less on your cars and more at gay bars!

    City Cars: Crap or Credible? Spend less on your cars and more at gay bars!

    City Cars, what makes sense and what makes you nauseous: Are they CRAP or credible? Most of us live and work in cities. Peak hour traffic jams can be a bore but living in cities makes traffic an ugly fact of life. If you could sprinkle fairy dust and transport yourself from place to place,…