Bentley – The soaring audacity of the ultra rich and ultra impatient – The high altitude hustle to save the planet
Bentley decided that waiting for a ship is for the common folk. In a move that defies both physics and humility, they are now flying three-tonne leather boudoirs across the planet because their customers simply cannot wait six weeks to start achieving 12 miles per gallon. To keep the PR department from having a collective aneurysm, they are pumping the planes with Sustainable Aviation Fuel. It is the perfect solution for the billionaire who wants to save the world without the minor inconvenience of patience.
The crew in Crewe are rebranding this logistical tantrum as a “commitment to sustainability.” It is a bold claim. They are essentially suggesting that burning “renewable” kerosene to move a car that drinks petrol like a thirsty sailor is a win for the trees. Right, a DHL 757. Because nothing says “saving the planet” quite like chartered yellow-and-red cargo planes hauling status symbols across the Atlantic. It’s not a private jet; it’s just a kerosene-chugging courier service for people who find sea freight too pedestrian.
Beyond parody
This initiative falls under the Beyond100+ strategy, a roadmap for “sustainable luxury.” Usually, sustainability involves things like not flying heavy machinery over oceans, but Bentley prefers a more creative approach. They are proving that if you have enough money, you can buy a clean conscience by the litre.
Head of Sustainability Aimee Kelly claims this is an evidence-based step. The evidence suggests that if a customer needs their car in Malibu by Tuesday, Bentley will gladly ignore the efficiency of sea freight. SAF can supposedly reduce lifecycle emissions by 95 per cent. That is a lovely statistic that conveniently ignores the fact that the most sustainable car is the one that stays on the ground.
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The cost of being first
The company admits airfreight is for “time-critical” requirements. This is corporate speak for “our clients have more money than sense.” While the rest of us are told to feel guilty for using a plastic straw, the elite are busy air-lifting bespoke speedboats-on-wheels. Apparently, the rich have nothing better to do with their capital than ensure their carbon footprint is as elevated as their flight path.
The fuel works in existing aircraft, meaning no one has to change their habits. The cars stay obscenely heavy, the planes stay loud, and the delivery dates stay yesterday. It is a seamless transition to “green” excess where the only thing being recycled is the excuse for gross indulgence.
Flying the goalposts
The manufacturer is patting itself on the back for these well-to-wheel reductions. It is a relentless pursuit of Net Zero that requires a lot of jet engines and a total lack of irony. They are proving that luxury means never having to say you’re sorry to the atmosphere.
While the world is nudged toward tiny electric boxes, Bentley ensures you can have your cake, fly it across the Atlantic, and eat it too. They aren’t just moving cars; they are moving the goalposts of what “responsible” looks like. If you see a streak in the sky, do not worry. It is just a very expensive, very thirsty car arriving just in time to save the world from the burden of common sense.
Alan Zurvas is the founder and editor of Gay Car Boys, Australia's leading LGBTQI+ automotive publication. Before launching GCB in 2008, Alan's automotive writing was published in SameSame.com.au and the Star Observer. With over 16 years of hands-on car reviewing experience, Alan brings an honest, irreverent voice to every review — championing value and innovation over brand loyalty.
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