Look, your truck is a slightly suspect looking polygon. A giant, shiny, stainless steel polygon that looks like a bin but costs more than a house in some states. Now, Unplugged Performance wants another five grand for the privilege of sliding your tools in and out of the bed. It is called the Bed Storage Slider System, and it is exactly what it sounds like. It is more stainless steel for your stainless steel truck (or as the Yanks says – trerk).
Why do we need this? Because apparently, throwing your gear into the bed and watching it rattle around like a skeleton in a tumble dryer is not the vibe anymore. This system gives you drawers. Not just any drawers, but lovely, heavy duty, stainless steel drawers that can handle a thousand pounds (or whatever that is in kilos). You could literally park a small car on top of this platform.
The engineering is actually decent, which is annoying. It does not block the power outlets. You can still get to that smuggler’s bay under the floor. The best part is the tonneau cover. It closes even when the storage system is extended. It uses a dedicated independent steel frame. It has mechanical sliders that will not quit when a little dirt gets in the tracks. It is built for jobsites, campsites, and people who pretend they are in public safety.
If you are a fleet owner, you will love this because it means your employees might actually find their tools for once. Fleets of Cybertrucks? Highly unlikely. None the less, it is about uptime, they say. I say it is about not having your expensive drills turn into projectiles when you show off the zero to sixty speed. You get two levels of storage. The drawers sit on the bottom, and a secondary platform sits on top. It uses the factory L track mounts, so you do not have to drill holes into your precious wedge. It is modular, it is rugged, and it is available right now.
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But let us talk about that price. Five thousand dollars. For five grand, I expect the drawers to organize themselves. I expect them to take me out for dinner and drinks. Alas, all you get is high strength metal and the ability to say your truck is more invincible than the guy next to you. If you have the cash, go for it. If not, maybe just buy some plastic bins and a bungee cord. But we all know you want the shiny sliders.
They are pushing this for B2B and fleet operators. Imagine a fleet of these things. A whole army of Cybertrucks with matching stainless steel drawers. It sounds like a scene from a low budget sci fi movie with delusions of grandeur. But for posh surveyors or engineering teams, it actually makes sense even if only as a tax deduction. You get consistency. You get security. You get a place to put your high value components so they do not get smashed while you are traversing tough terrain. It is a serious piece of kit for a serious truck even if the serious truck is not a serious off-roader. If you are going to drive a rolling lightning bolt, you might as well have the best drawers in the business.
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Alan Zurvas is the founder and editor of Gay Car Boys, Australia's leading LGBTQI+ automotive publication. Before launching GCB in 2008, Alan's automotive writing was published in SameSame.com.au and the Star Observer. With over 16 years of hands-on car reviewing experience, Alan brings an honest, irreverent voice to every review — championing value and innovation over brand loyalty.
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