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17 07, 2017

2017 Jaguar XJ Autobiography Video Review

By |2019-07-04T12:34:01+10:00July 17th, 2017|Car Reviews by Brand, Car Type Search, Gay Cars, Grand Tourer, Jaguar Reviews, Rear Wheel Drive, Supercharged, Two Fat Gentlemen, V8, Video Reviews, Videos|0 Comments

Two Fat Gentlemen David and I took a Jaguar XJ long wheelbase for a tiny waft down the M5 to Canberra. It's big, it's luxurious, it's advanced, and it's fabulous. Somehow, Two Fat Gentlemen seemed at home. Somehow, despite the criminal dress sense, we used the big cat as it is meant to be used. The day trip might [...]

5 06, 2017

Video Review: BMW 750Li to Wisemans Ferry

By |2020-06-22T16:54:05+10:00June 5th, 2017|BMW Reviews, Car Reviews by Brand, Car Type Search, Drive Wheels and Trans, Engine Type Search, Executive Saloons, Grand Tourer, Places, Rear Wheel Drive, Turbo, V8, Wisemans Ferry|0 Comments

We took the 750Li on a mini road trip. Our extra long video will be used on Two Fat Gentlemen too. I hope you enjoy.

4 06, 2017

Jaguar’s flagship, the leggy XJ Long Wheelbase AutoBiography goes to Canberra

By |2018-01-18T00:55:18+11:00June 4th, 2017|canberra, Car Reviews by Brand, Car Type Search, Drive Wheels and Trans, Engine Type Search, Executive Saloons, Jaguar Reviews, Rear Wheel Drive, Supercharged, V8|0 Comments

The all aluminium XJ is the choice of many a Prime Minister and a favourite of the royals. It is my favourite Jag and has been for 4 decades, not just because it is luxurious and expensive, but because it drives like it looks. The XJ doesn’t just waft, it prowls. Our car costs a princely $305,995 plus on-roads. The [...]

3 06, 2017

HSV GTS R: the final HSV Zeta car curtain falls

By |2021-07-15T13:17:10+10:00June 3rd, 2017|Car Reviews by Brand, Car Type Search, Drive Wheels and Trans, Engine Type Search, Galston Gorge, Holden Reviews, HSV Reviews, Hypercar, Super Car,, Rear Wheel Drive, Supercharged, V8|0 Comments

It isn’t often I feel sad getting in to a car, but a thick veil of gloom came over me this week when I took the HSV GTS R out for a quick run. This is the very last  Australian built HSV, period. The Zeta platform supported Commodores for the last 2 “generations”. Although the VF Commodore built on [...]

24 05, 2017

Two Fat Gents in a Jaguar XJ on a mini road trip

By |2017-05-24T18:16:47+10:00May 24th, 2017|Car Reviews by Brand, Car Type Search, Drive Wheels and Trans, Engine Type Search, Executive Saloons, Grand Tourer, Jaguar Reviews, Muscle Cars, Rear Wheel Drive, Sedan, Supercharged, V8|0 Comments

It seems only right that the very first Two Fat Gents video is in the regal Jaguar. The full review will follow, meanwhile please let us know what you think of our experimental full-length movie.

1 02, 2017

The Grand Daddy of GTs, Ford’s Mustang Blasts a Path Down the Hume pts 1 and 2

By |2019-06-30T14:00:02+10:00February 1st, 2017|Coupes, Ford Reviews, Gay Car News, Gembrook, Melbourne, Muscle Cars, Road Trips, V8|3 Comments

Above and Below: Roadside comfort stops over 40c. note BEWARE OF SNAKES sign. What kind of snakes did they mean? Above: the Mustang at Chez Kelly. Above: 28 to 43 Below: Chez Kelly, GEMBROOK VIC Below: Melbourne’s outer ring Below: Mustang stands out in a carpark Arguments aplenty swirl around the mystical Mustang. Is it an icon, or merely [...]

28 01, 2017

Handsome, Capable, and Super Luxurious: Range Rover SV Autobiography LWB

By |2019-06-30T14:01:15+10:00January 28th, 2017|4WD, Gay Car News, Land Rover Range Rover Reviews, Road Trips, SUV, V8|2 Comments

Yes yes yes oh YES: stunning looks and performance, comfort, accessories Not so much: outdated entertainment system, no carplay/android auto Range Rover SV Autobiography LWB Range Rover was the first and best SUV. Most luxury SUVs have a capable but limited AWD system. You’ll get off road but will probably be up to your armpits at the first sign [...]

13 11, 2016

Range Rover SVR: Dark, Brooding, and Angry

By |2017-03-10T14:14:10+11:00November 13th, 2016|4WD, Land Rover Range Rover Reviews, SUV, V8|1 Comment

    It’s a 405kw beast from JLR’s secretive special ops group, the SVO (SVO=Special Vehicle Operations, don’t you just love it?). In fact, all of the numbers are huge: 405kw, 680Nm, $224,110 (plus onroads), 319gms/kg, 19L/100k (claimed combined is around 13L/100k). What is tiny is the 0-100 of a mere 4.7 seconds, and this from a vehicle weighing a [...]

7 08, 2016

Lexus LX 570: Big SUV with Big Numbers and even Bigger Capabilities

By |2016-08-07T16:44:33+10:00August 7th, 2016|SUV, V8|0 Comments

On a hot day worthy of the Kalahari, Lexus launched the updated luxury version of the “King of the Road”. We had a post of off-road shenanigans on the top of a mountain outside Canberra. Not only was it 40c but the winds made it feel like we were standing inside a hair dryer. Two things became obvious very quickly: [...]

22 05, 2016

Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Australia

By |2016-05-22T11:19:12+10:00May 22nd, 2016|Gay Car News, Muscle Cars, V8|0 Comments

Sydney. In support of its commitment to the Global Fashion Engagement and emerging talent worldwide, Mercedes-Benz exclusively launched the new episode of Fashion Creatives starring the newly appointed creative director of Brioni, Justin O’Shea and L.A. based influencer, fashion consultant and stylist, Jayne Min. The film was screened during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Australia – the first ever fashion platform the [...]

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