Genesis GV80 – The 3rd Row Seats are for Midgets


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The Car:

In the 3rd of our GV80 series, we took the big Genesis down the old Pacific Highway. The tight bends give the handling a thorough seeing to.

Before that though, David and I tried our hand at getting into the much-touted 3rd row.

It was an absolute shamble. At best, the 3rd row is for kids, or other height-challenged people. Any hope of getting in elegantly evaporates seconds after sliding the 2nd row forward. You quickly discover there is hardly enough room to get one leg in, let alone two.

Once ensconced, only the driver remains in any kind of comfort. The rest of the passengers have origamied themselves into unnatural positions. At the very least, the back row occupants will be wearing their knees as ear rings. While kids might stand a chance, I doubt they’ll be happy about it.

The Drive:

After weeks of enjoying nice long stretches of open road, we headed for the tight bends afford by an old stretch of the M1, just north of Sydney.

It has been many decades since cuts down the side of a sandstone cliff saw any action beyond the odd biker, and a bunch of chavs in hot hatches.

GV80 is a lot of metal to be throwing around, but we will stop at nothing to bring the real story.

In Sport Mode, GV80 does its best to be a tidy ports car, but there is no hiding the bulk. You change directions quickly and easily, but tighter turns are accompanied by pernicious scrubbing of tyres calling for mercy.

It shifts and shimmies, but always feels controlled. As the direction changes, the warnings signal straying too close to the lines and that is best switched off.

Conclusion:

The back seats are a waste of time for all but the smallest of humans. Perhaps the dog will be happy.

Handling feels surprisingly neutral. A longer trip is definitely called for.

Price: $108,600 (plus $10,000 Luxury Pack, $2,000 Matte Paint)

Engine: 279kw/530Nm

Econ: 11.7L/100k (avg), 95ron or E10 fuel

CO2: 273g/k

Trans: 8-speed automatic

Drive wheels: AWD (with drive modes on and off-road)

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Written by Alan Zurvas

Alan Zurvas is the founder and editor of Gay Car Boys, Australia's leading LGBTQI+ automotive publication. Before launching GCB in 2008, Alan's automotive writing was published in SameSame.com.au and the Star Observer. With over 16 years of hands-on car reviewing experience, Alan brings an honest, irreverent voice to every review — championing value and innovation over brand loyalty.


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