There was a lot hoopla “down the pub” with the boys talking about my IONIQ 6. “It’s huge,” cried Casper. Ethan reckoned it could last ages without a recharge, and Nico liked rubbing it. That was not the strangest of comments, but Nico was obsessed with the feel of the lines, and the matte paint.

If that all sounds like the first lines of a cheap porno, you’re right. The double entendre came Niagaraishly, and almost none of it was intentional, until it was. Out came my phone to record the conversation for posterity.

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ABOVE: 2023 Hyundai IONIQ 6

1 “I love its size. Bigger is better, and I like em huge. It’s much better when you’re inside” Nico liked the long wheelbase giving everyone a lot of space.

2 “Performance. I like one that can go all night” Ethan liked the range.

3 “rear access is important” Casper liked the electric boot and low loading lip

4 “Easy fingering means fast and easy fun” Casper insists on CarPlay and a good user interface

5 “I like plenty of space for my legs”. Ethan loved the bracknell-esque space for those on the bench.

6 “A pretty face is nothing without a nice arse. I’m an arse man.” Max loved the tail light array.

7 “It’s great that I can use my personal pleasure devices”. Luke can’t go anywhere his espresso maker. It can plug into the IONIQ 6

8 “I love being told what to do”. Travis loved the navigation and other voice feedback.

9 “I love lots and lots of holes.” Sir David meant cubby holes, and is never one to hold back. Besides, he hates not being the funniest person at the table.

10 “I’m just glad to be with so many guys at once”. Raffy was impressed he could fit five men in at once. There was no better way to put it, besides, 5 is a slow night for Raffy.

So there you have it, the filthiest Top Ten in GayCarBoys history. We’d finished our testing for the day and had repaired to the pub for an early dinner. We Uber’d there and back, so ‘nuff said. In a somewhat happier mood, and after many beverages, we voted IONIQ 6 Best Gay Car of 2022-23.

Does it mean much? No, not really, but it was a slow news week.

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