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How to Use 2020 VW T-Cross SELF PARKING
The 2020 VW T-Cross comes with the very latest 3rd generation Self-Parking tool
As the title suggests, we drove Volkswagen’s thrifty new mini SUV, the T-Cross. We tried all the gadgets, but the most useful, or most redundant, as the case may be, is the sexy AF automated parking programme.
Picture this: You’re date hasn’t been the stellar success you were hoping for. You want to get down to business, but you can’t find a park for love nor money. Then, you see it. You’re stuck in an unfamiliar lane. You’re trying to impress your date. He is sitting next to you, heart a-patter. You want to show off by slipping into a tight space. So, what do you do?
No, you don’t buy him a drink. That comes later. No, you press the little steering-wheel symbol on the T-Cross’ console. For a moment he remains nonplussed, but is rolling eyes soon turn to total amazes. The corners of his mouth turn slightly upwards until he can contain his glee no longer, and he squeals with excitement.
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Here’s how you saved your date:
1: You flicked the indicator on, roughly where you want to park.
2: You casually caress the afore-mentioned steering button.
3: The VW finds a chance to impress, and in a thrice, decides whether the spot is a 90° or parallel park.
4: Little bings and bongs alert you both to the big screen where driver instruments are.
5: it serially directs you to reach for the gear lever, tantalisingly close to leg of the plucky passenger.
6: you casually brush the leg as you move the gear lever from drive to reverse. Luckily, you have to do this several times, apologising with each brush. Who knew Germans could be so flirty?
7: the main screen on the centre stack displays the scenery around back, and you both watch as the T-Cross glides backwards, with just enough room to get out of the car.
8: The final bong signals the show is over.
If this all sounds like a faff, remember, the VW T-Cross gets in to much tighter spaces than most drivers can. It’s given you a chance to flirt outrageously, while being as impressive AF.
YOLO right? Go for it. The rest of the night is up to you.
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