11 Best Gay Wheels
We asked you to vote for who you thought had the best wheels your gay family cars. here is what you told us:
7 Mercedes Benz G Class (G Wagon)
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1 Mini Cooper
The quintessential gay car, Mini has always been a symbol of class and status. It was once affordable, but now doubles as an entry level BMW. Give your friends badge envy galore, stuff em if they don’t like it.
2 Mazda MX5
What could be gayer than two men in a convertible on Oxford St, roof down on a sunny Sydney day? Nothing, that’s what
3 Toyota 86
Gays and Lesbians the world over, fancy a great handling coupe. After all, most of us don’t have kids to drain resources, do we? Only kidding, no I’m not. You want to look good, get a red sports car, so the saying goes.
4 Jeep Wrangler
One of the worst cars to drive on the road, but one of the best off-road, Wrangler makes it on to our list yet again. Always google “reliability” before signing on the dotted line. For some reason, gays love Jeep, just don’t expect it ever to last long enough to become a classic car.
5 Tesla Model 3
Gay buyers love an EV, especially a posh one. Nothing says, “I’m as posh as fuck”, more than a Tesla, of any description. If you live in Sydney, or Los Angeles, consider gluing some tin foil inside the glass roof if you don’t fancy being well done.
6 Nissan Leaf
Entry level gays who love a bargain (for an EV) fancy a quirky Leaf. Looks aren’t everything, right? Are they BUGGER! Leaf can power your house if you are really smart about it.
7 Mercedes Benz G Class
Gays Like a Wrangler, but Jeeps break down a lot. Mercedes are likely to outlast Armageddon. For that kind of money, they would want to. If it does break down, show a bit of leg. You won’t be on the side of the road for long.
8 Mustang Convertible
Lesbians love a classic Stang, the boys prefer something new. Whatever type of gay you are, something like a V8 throbbing under you is just the ticket.
9 Mclaren 540C
The Gay SuperCar favourite. This epic motor squeals, “Look at Me”, in a way that few others do. If you have a Mclaren, who needs a “dating” app for a hookup?
10 Kia Picanto GT
For the gay who doesn’t give a rat’s arse what others think. Buy a Picanto, and you can afford a holiday every 3 months!
11 Subaru Forester
Lesbian Alert! How did Subaru Forester comes to be a a Lesbain ICON? You’ll have to ask a lesbian who owns one. She’ll be the kinda gal who gets shit done.
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