In a world of wonderful wheeled marvels, stories and videos are written with gay abandon. They’re consumed eagerly by punters keen to get the latest news, gossip, reviews, and other tasty tidbits, but all is not well, at least for some.

“Motoring journalists are biased,” they say.

Some probably are. Some publications produce paid content that looks spookily like regular news and reviews, but most don’t. Commenters can’t resist the urge to spew bile at anyone they disagree with.

Much work is put into driving the car, deciphering its tech, and issuing a review. The specifications are fact, but sometimes errors occur. Opinions though, are like arseholes, everyone has one. There is no course on writing, but consider this: motoring writers can driver 3 or 4 different cars a week. A retired jounralist might have worked for 40 years and that is an awful lot of kilometers.

Try this, move on if you don’t like it.

While it is nice to see those people actually typing with 2 hands for a change, their confused tirades are more typical of those with a gripe on life. They’re angry at themselves, as they sit in their mum’s basements in wee-stained activewear, stabbing at a keyboard like a demented butcher.

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Motoring is a joy, but it does rather make some people react. Here at GayCarBoys, we sift through the dregs by deleting the anti-gay comments with gusto. The rest are carefully considered for several seconds. Most don’t make the cut, but some are set aside for the amusement of others.

Mr Pin Dick: (name changed to protect his identity which was already concealed behind a fake-ass profile) of Sydney claims: “You wouldn’t know a decent car if it drove up your arse.”

Dear Mr Pin Dick, while well practiced, I am not yet able to accommodate even a small car.

Mr or Ms (this wasn’t clear from his/her/their profile) Car Warrior says: “F*** you you fat-assed c***. F*** your f****** alleged opinions paid for by car companys (sic) use c***** carnt even type right.”

Dear Mr/Ms/They/Them Car Warrior, in an irony you’re unlikely to grasp, I am indeed fat, fat as a church. However, I can lose weight, and in a year, I’ll be thin and gorgeous. You, on the other hand, will still be a twat.

Mr Commodore Lover said: “Ford is better then (sic) Holden? You pack of paid c**** wouldn’t know. You just say what you’re paid to say. Ford is f*****. Commodore is a great car purpose built for Australia.”

Dear Mr Commodore Lover, the last of the Commodores were built in Europe as Opel Insignia. They were rebadged, and sold by the (American owned) Holden network. The model failed, again. The last 3 car makers in Australia, Toyota, Ford and Holden, were all foreign owned. The last Holden Showroom lies abandoned, covered in dust and filth, like your brain.

Mr Car Diver was angered by an EV review.

“EVs are a scam. Charging them all at once will bring down the power grid. There aren’t enough chargers, the batteries are poison and use slave labour to make, and they emit more CO2 over their life cycle than a petrol car. You’re a dumb C***”.”

Dear Mr Car Diver, is your handle a typo? While it is true that the oil industry and owned conservatives governments have made the transition difficult, it is coming whether you like it or not. EVs are here, they’re queer, get used to it.

Motoring writers plough on regardless, and most don’t bother looking at comments. Much of the time Motoring writers view comments with interest, and others don’t look at all.

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